so i was in a car accident today (everyone is ok)
turns out i am awesome in a crisis
my aunt is much less awesome in a crisis
and paracetamol is a cheap substitute for proper painkillers
Hugs. Hugs. Hugs. Hugs. (I’m not on my computer so I don’t have my folder full of GIFs - I can’t pick out a choicey one.)
No Raylan, I’m gonna bet my life on you being the only friend I have left in this world.
Boyd Crowder [Walton Goggins] to Raylan Givens [Timothy Olyphant]: Justified 1.13
Raylan Givens: I'm Raylan Givens!
Boyd Crowder: No, I'm Raylan Givens!
Raylan Givens: You tryin' to be funny?
Boyd Crowder: A little.
Raylan Givens: Honestly, I'd rather stick my dick in a blender [than go to an art gallery].
Art Mullen: Well, that would solve a few problems.
Art: You've been in here for three days, and you've got no sign.
Rachel: Not no sign. His ex wife has been packing in a lot of beer.
Art: Well, get a search warrant.
Rachel: Can't get a warrant based on beer consumption.
Art: How do you know?
Raylan: We tried.
Reese: ...If that doesn't work you can always take your thumb, jam it in his eye socket and twist until you hit his brain--
Finch: Please stop!
Reese: You know, teaching can be a dangerous profession.
Finch: Yes - I imagine espionage is a much safer choice.
Finch: Don't you knock?
Reese: Not if I can help it.
That’s one of the things you learn over there, that in the end you’re all alone and no one’s coming to save you.
John Reese - Person of Interest 1.03
Raylan: Looks like it hurts.
Boyd: Why yes Raylan, thank you for noticing. Someone [Raylan] shot me in the chest the other day.
You’re going to burn in a very special level of Hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theatre.
Sheperd Book [Ron Glass] to Mal Reynolds [Nathan Fillion]: Firefly - Our Mrs Reynolds
Yes, [it] seems like a lovely little community of kidnappers.
Simon Tam [Sean Maher] to the nurse: Firefly - Safe