Judi Dench is my favorite M.
I asked him to shut down his poison factory and merely made an observation about its combustibility [and then it blew up because he “helped” it].
|—||Boyd Crowder [Walton Goggins]: Justified 1.10|
Art Mullen: Raylan, I got a courtesy call from the Harlan County Sheriff's Department - your daddy was arrested.
Raylan Givens: Did he kill anybody?
But if anyone ever messes with you [Harold], he’ll [Bear] eat ‘em.
|—||John Reese [Jim Caviezel] on Bear: Person of Interest 2.05|
Finch: Did you get a good look at the men that were shooting at you?
Reese: I tried, but they were shooting at me.
The thing is mainly looking clever and wearing the right clothes [on Wall Street for Reese]…and we’ve managed the second part.
|—||Harold Finch [Michael Emerson] to John Reese [Jim Caviezel]: Person of Interest 1.16|
I have a strict policy regarding rare first editions. Namely, don’t eat them.
|—||Harold Finch [Michael Emerson] about Bear: Person of Interest 2.02|
Raylan Givens: I'm Raylan Givens!
Boyd Crowder: No, I'm Raylan Givens!
Raylan Givens: You tryin' to be funny?
Boyd Crowder: A little.
Raylan Givens: Honestly, I'd rather stick my dick in a blender [than go to an art gallery].
Art Mullen: Well, that would solve a few problems.
Art: You've been in here for three days, and you've got no sign.
Rachel: Not no sign. His ex wife has been packing in a lot of beer.
Art: Well, get a search warrant.
Rachel: Can't get a warrant based on beer consumption.
Art: How do you know?
Raylan: We tried.
Reese: ...If that doesn't work you can always take your thumb, jam it in his eye socket and twist until you hit his brain--
Finch: Please stop!
Reese: You know, teaching can be a dangerous profession.
Finch: Yes - I imagine espionage is a much safer choice.