What was I supposed to say? “Sorry, boss, Agent King is actually a superpowered nutball. Just ask my buddy, the urban legend.”
Lionel Fusco to John Reese: Person of Interest 3.17
Are you guys going to shoot again, or just talk me to death?
Sameen Shaw: Person of Interest 3.17
You’ll have to use your charm, Shaw. Not your sidearm.
John Reese to Sameen Shaw: Person of Interest 3.03
I’m afraid squirrels fall outside the purview of 911.
Harold Finch to unknown caller: Person of Interest 3.15
Hey, didn’t Glasses give you the message? My dance card’s booked.
Lionel Fusco to John Reese: Person of Interest 3.15
John: [Shaw tosses him the shotgun] What's this for?
Shaw: [Seeing the yellow Ferrari] To help you feel less inadequate while I drive this thing.
Martin: Where's Carolyn?
Douglas: Sharpening her teeth.
Arthur: Brushing.
Douglas: Brushing her teeth. Yes, sorry.
Raylan Givens: You didn't happen to bring your rocket launcher, did you?
Boyd Crowder: I didn't think to pack one.
I’m going to need an ambulance, and a coroner.
Raylan Givens [Timothy Olyphant]: Justified
Raylan Givens: I need to convince her to get out of Kentucky.
Winona Hawkins: And you think dumping her, handcuffed, at your ex-wife's house is going to do the trick?
Dear Lord, before we eat this meal we ask forgiveness for our sins, especially Boyd - who blew up a black church with a rocket launcher, and afterwards he shot his associate Jared Hale in the back of the head out on Tate’s Creek bridge. Let the image of Jared’s brain matter on the windshield not dampen our appetites, but may the knowledge of Boyd’s past sins help guide these men. May this food provide them with all the nourishment they need. But, if it does not, may they find comfort in knowing that the United States Marshal Service is offering fifty-thousand dollars to any individual providing information that will put Boyd back in prison. Cash or check, we can make it out to them. Or to Jesus. Whoever they want. In your name, we pray. Amen.
Raylan Givens [Timothy Olyphant]: Justified 1.10


Judi Dench is my favorite M. 

I asked him to shut down his poison factory and merely made an observation about its combustibility [and then it blew up because he “helped” it].
Boyd Crowder [Walton Goggins]: Justified 1.10
Art Mullen: Raylan, I got a courtesy call from the Harlan County Sheriff's Department - your daddy was arrested.
Raylan Givens: Did he kill anybody?
But if anyone ever messes with you [Harold], he’ll [Bear] eat ‘em.
John Reese [Jim Caviezel] on Bear: Person of Interest 2.05