Sulu: I'm not sure what's wrong here.
Pike: Is the parking brake on?
Kaylee (in Serenity)
Kaylee: And I carried such a torch [for Simon], and we coulda... Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Mal Reynolds: [shocked] Oh, God! I can't know that!
I’ve come to a conclusion: I don’t like you Raylan [after Raylan cuffs him to a tree].
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| — | Boyd Crowder [Walton Goggins] to Raylan Givens [Timothy Olyphant]: Justified 4.05 |
Whole world’s a tree, Raylan. I’m just a squirrel tryin’ to get a nut.
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| — | Boyd Crowder [Walton Goggins] to Raylan Givens [Timothy Olyphant]: Justified 4.05 |
‘Dumbass’ comin’ from the man sittin’ tied up next to me.
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| — | Boyd Crowder [Walton Goggins] to Raylan Givens [Timothy Olyphant]: Justified 4.05 |
today i ran through the hall and slid around the corner shouting “i can do zat, i can do zat!!” and some teacher poked her head out of the classroom and yelled, “shut it chekov i’m trying to teach”
How to nuke your enemies (in Hawaii Five-O)
Steve McGarrett: I would be by the book [in hunting down someone who hurt my family].
Danny Williams: You would be by the book?!?
Steve McGarrett: I would be by the book.
Danny Williams: Which book? The Patriot Act for Dummies? How to nuke your enemies? War and Peace, minus the peace part?
If you don’t [have what you say you have], I’ll make you into shoes.
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| — | Jim Moriarty [Andrew Scott] to Irene Adler [Lara Pulver]: A Scandal in Belgravia |
Tired (in Justified)
Raylan Givens: I don't know what you're talking about.
Art Mullen: Tim?
Tim Gutterson: I'd rather not take sides.
Art Mullen: Well, would you rather do morning prisoner transports for the next six months?
Tim Gutterson: ...You do seem a little tired.
I got a young kid [Tim Gutterson] here…I don’t know how many kills he had. Always lookin’ to kill somebody else.
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| — | Art Mullen [Nick Searcy]: Justified 4.02 |
Smart money in the office pool’s on exotic dancing [explanation for why Raylan is tired].
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| — | Tim Gutterson [Jacob Pitts]: Justified 4.03 |
